Heres some some shivers for you.

Back in 1991, I was living with a friend. He rented a new place when made the decision to room.
Krys was smaller back then. He is 6 feet 2 inches and weighed about 140. Pretty slight, and he had hair to his shoulder blades. keep this in-mind alright?

I had been there several weeks and things seemed alright.
One night I awaken to Krys standing next to me, while I was on the couch. Still groggy I did the average thing. "what? what do you want? Man goway. I gotta work in the morning". He didnt say anything. Just stood there, in the shadows. I flipped him the bird and went back to sleep, thinking that Krys was doing another of his practical jokes.

The next day after I got home from work he was having tea. We talked and goofed about stuff and suddenly I remembered.
"bitch next time you come in there and wake me up, I gonna kick your ass."
"Umm.. what are you talking about?"
"You know. comming in the living room and doing that staring shit. Joking is cool and all, but when I gotta go to work, save it."
"dude, I didnt do nothing. Im innocent." Something he was fond of saying.
"alright. be innocent. Im still gonna knock you out if you do it again."
We eventually changed the subject and went back to laughing and being silly.

A few days later, Im sleeping again. Its something like 3 in the morning. In my sleep I get the shivers and wake up. I turn over and there he is again. "BITCH. What are you doing? Stop fanning me. Why you in here? Dont you ever sleep?"
From the next bedroom I hear. "Ed? who are you talking to?"
"Im talking to you. Wait..."
"Um. Im in the bedroom."
"Then who? Ok nice trick. You got a recorder in the other room."
"Ed. No joke. No play. Im in the next room." At which point he walks to the door.
Well, we both screamed like little school girls at that point.
There in the living room was a pale blue woman. Her eyes were huge and staring. She never moved. Never spoke. Just stared at me with those huge dark eyes.
We tried talking to her for 10 or 15 minutes. She eventually just turned and walked into the kitchen and vanished.

We got used to her coming around at night and had a big laugh about it. We switched off a couple of times and she would go stare at Krys. Most of our friends thought we were doping when we told them. Until that one night.

The sun room was a small foyer that had been closed off. During remodeling the wall was taken down and windows were put in. Those little slatted windows you open with a crank. Not enough to let a cat in or out but big enough to get fresh air. The entrance was a large glass wall that separated it from the living room. I guess the idea was you could admire it from the living room. It had just one way in or out. Through the living room.
One Saturday a buncha guys come over. We are talking laughing and having a great time. No one was drinking as some of us were in AA. Since they couldnt drink, none of us would.
I was sitting against the sunroom door when I noticed John was not paying attention to anything we said. He was looking in the sunroom.
"Guys? Whos in the sunroom?" He asked.
"ignore it John." I told him.
"Oh. they hiding something John." Ben bellowed. "ya'll got women and didnt tell us."
"No. aint no women here. Ya'll need to leave it alone" Krys told them.
"Well me and John say you are. We see her."
"Nobody is in there". I shot back.
At this point Mark pipes up. "look ya'll can keep her. But atleast let her come outta there. she been in there what? 6 or7 hours while we been here? Atleast see if she wants a drink or has to pee."
"Guys.." I start to say.
"fuck it man. let them see. open the door for them." Krys says.
"But..."
"Let them see and we can get back to the game."
"fine." I mutter and get up. Mark, John and Ben get up and start forward. We watched the woman walk towards the far right side of the room and vanish in a wall as they approached.
Krys and I still laugh about how they ran around the room screaming.


To this day, John says he was never there, and Mark says he was asleep when it happened.


I heard when we moved, nobody stayed there more than 6 months.

Thanks to the ever-lovely Bella, I came across a great idea.

Most of my life has been weirdness. BIG weirdness. Like sitting walking into the bathroom and the water in the toilet is boiling visibly.
No.. it was not the water heater. It was changed three times due to the water issue.
Over the next few days I will be sharing some of my real world weirdness.

OH, just incase.. Yeah. The weirdness does happen. Im magnetic.

Heres one for ya.
My mom came to visit several years ago when the wife and I split. No one was really able to reach me and the family started to worry. she she flew in to see me.
We had a great time doing stuff. Going to shoot pool. visiting friends. and yet I was bothered by something. I needed to talk to mom but didnt know a good way.

finally one morning as I was getting ready for work I just blurted it over coffee.

"Ok. He is some weirdness but I need you to trust me."
"sure son. whats wrong?"
"while you are here. Please remember two things. 1. I live alone. If someone calls your name do not answer. 2. If anything is missing say, 'Put it back' loudly." Ofcourse telling this to mom, Im thinking 'shes gonna have me put away.'
My mom smiled. "I already played that game with them son. They tried that the first day you left. I told them knock it off, you werent home and I dont play that. whoever it is wont come outta your closet."

Hows that for creeepy?

So here we are again.
Another of those Friday nights.
Full moon. The weather's chilly.
My friends are off doing things with their other halves.
Me?
Im here alone. again.

Well, now I know.
I got the whole thing straight up.
DQ-L probably did the crime, if she didnt LBT did and she is covering.
Whoever stole the items, tried to hide it. Everything was put back as if nothing had happened. Burglars just arent that neat. That whole ransacking and getting away thing, kinda makes it hard to clean the scene.
"Oiy. put the covers back on the books. We're thieves, not pigs."
Yeah. Doesnt usually happen.
When accused of the theft, DQ-L and LBT said, "you are always leaving your windows open". They didnt say "man, fuck you. I didnt take nothing. I dont know what youre talking about. are you sure its missing." No. Non of the standard things you say when someone accuses you of something you didnt do. Instead they told him how it was his fault.

Which in their eyes means, if I leave my wallet in the kitchen and they see it. Thats an invitation to take it. Which would really really be a bad idea. (think rabid squirrel)

I dont know where she's going or what she's going to do yet.
Supposedly LBT is leaving his man for her so they can move outta state.
Yeah.
And I got a mother-beautiful bridge that you might like to buy.

Duder,(formally dumbass), and I talked about an hour over the phone.
We have mutual friends and they got me on his trail. There was a lot (like a bus load) she didnt tell me.
The people that came over, she invited them. He gave her the key to get in cause he had to go to work.
Most of his friends wont come over (not a problem now) when she is around cause she is always. ALWAYS drunk. And crying. LBT is stopping people every five minutes to remind them he's not gay. He took it in the butt, for money. that means he's not gay. .
Yeah.
Its a pretty bridge. You sure?
Got like tassels and stuff on it.
You missing out.
Ok. Anyway.

So, currently Im avoiding her.

It seems my talk with DQ-L didnt work.
She changed her number and started calling my cell again.
She still believes LBT is wonderful and doing anything he says.
She is staying at his "friends" house.
She sleeps one the couch and the two guys sleep in the bedroom.


Apparently, there is more going on than she is telling me also.
There is more than a camera missing. There are other things.
I dont know yet. DQ-L says it "some stuff", but she doesnt know exactly what. ... yeah. I dont buy that either.

And another thing is she always wants to talk to me about her getting laid.
WHY? Its not me. It aint ever gonna be me.
I love my willie too much to ever put him through that.
Between the prescription drug use, and the 'guys' she has slept with this year, its a bad idea. I know at least one of them was exposed to HIV.
And Get this..
She messages me on yahoo an hour after I hang up with her.
SHE FORGOT WE TALKED THAT NIGHT.

Geez