I have been moved into a new job area.
Not really what I wanted to happen. I have been moved from hosting support to Network operations. Well, I didnt actually move. More like "here have some more of this, bitch". I do Network Support and domain support. Along with company name management, abuse management, and new client migrations.

Thats right I am a NOC Monkey now with feathers now.
In celebration Paul placed a plaque on my door. A simple 8×8 image of a howler monkey..
I know.. Its so me.
So now I have access to major network systems. Except, I dont really.
I do not have passwords to the mail servers, but I do have the APs and domain servers.
I also have control of the company credit card to a degree.
Can you say Aruba? I bet you can.
No, seriously, I would not do that. Fuckers would find me. I know they would.
with my new position I am the email and copyright abuse guy.
which means if you stole someones website or you download illegal MP3s I turn you off. Well, maybe. If its good music its alright. But I catch you downloading some Brittany Spears or Songs from the Crystal Cave, your ass is shutdown.

Oh. I forgot to mention.
I am commercial service collections too.
And I am good at it.
“So umm, its like dis. You want email. We wants our money. Caprice?”, or my favorite, “[sign] It would be a terrible thing if your website got lost you know? Caprice?”
Thats right. E-Guido on the roll baby.

Wait hold up. I have to look at this flag.
Someone is downloading a large file. A big File.
Downloading ‘I know who Killed me’. OH OH that bitch is outta here. Get that crap off my network.

Alright..
Gotta run, and remember
We are all just howler monkeys with Keyboards